The word is out about Icefloe!

In Hollywood and beyond, here’s what they’re saying about ROMANCE FOR MEN:

 

DENIS LEARY (Rescue Me) says:

“Disgusting, profane, rabid and totally unnecessary. Which is also why I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF.”

 

WILL ARNETT (Arrested Development) says:

“A SWEEPING EPIC that speaks for a generation! Life’s too short to haven’t not not read this book! IT MADE ME PUNCH A COMPLETE STRANGER!”

 

ROBIN WILLIAMS (Mrs. Doubtfire) says:

“WILDLY FUNNY, twisted, sick, and every short, fat bald guy’s wet dream.”

 

HOWIE MANDEL (America’s Got Talent) says:

“This is HYSTERICAL! It’s FIFTY SHADES OF FUNNY!”

 

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) says:

“Sick, depraved, and ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I’VE EVER READ!  God help me but I’m a little IN LOVE WITH ICEFLOE!”

 

MITCH HURWITZ (creator, Arrested Development) says:

“Jack Icefloe Jackson has more talent in the last four inches of his PENIS than most men have in their ENTIRE PENIS, and balls. A TRIUMPH!”

 

ADAM REED (creator, Archer) says:

“SMASHING!  I am IN LOVE WITH JACK ICEFLOE JACSON… and I’m okay with that.”

 

BRAD GARRETT (Everybody Loves Raymond) says:

“HYSTERICAL! And potentially the end of civilization…”

 

DAMON WAYANS (Major Payne) says:

“If I was short, fat and white with a TWO-INCH PENIS, I still wouldn’t be as funny as Icefloe!  This book is FART-OUT-LOUD FUNNY!”

 

DAVID SPADE (Grownups) says:

“Romance for Men SHOCKED ME!  Icefloe schools everyone.  HILARIOUS. I’m LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT TACO BELL.”

 

DON REO (producer, Two and a Half Men) says:

“FANTASTIC!!  Romance For Men is like the perfect woman: INCREDIBLY FUNNY, extremely intelligent and ABSOLUTELY FILTHY!”

 

TODD FARMER (writer, Jason X, My Bloody Valentine 3D, Drive Angry) says:

“THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!  Jack Icefloe Jackson dicking every hot chick on Earth and dynamiting every douchebag guy to save the world from an exploding pussy?  Yes, please!  THIS IS THE BEST HORROR I’VE EVER READ!”

 

SEAN S. CUNNINGHAM (director/producer, Friday the 13th) says:

Demented.  Filthy.  Wrong.  SO VERY WRONG!  I’m exposed to a lot of scary stuff, but nothing prepared me for Jack Icefloe Jackson’s ROMANCE FOR MEN!  By Chapter Three I WET MYSELF.  I don’t know if it’s an age-weakened bladder or the FUNNIEST DAMN BOOK I CAN REMEMBER.  Maybe both.  YOU GO, ICEFLOE!

 

KANE HODDER (Jason Voorhees, Friday the 13th series) says:

“SICK, TWISTED, HILARIOUS!  I never thought I could be offended, but ROMANCE FOR MEN proved me wrong.  ICEFLOE AND JASON WOULD MAKE THE ULTIMATE FUCKED-UP BUDDY TEAM!”

 

TYLER MANE (Michael Meyers, Halloween series) says:

“INSANELY FUNNY!  When kids start wearing ICEFLOE COSTUMES NEXT HALLOWEEN, we’ll know THE END OF THE WORLD HAS ARRIVED…”