Hello.

After careful consideration, I have decided to let broads see my website along with guys.  I talked to the woman who made this page and she insists there is no such thing as a “girl filter” to keep women out, although the Little F*cking Rascals found a way to do it, and they were around so long ago they’re in black & white and they’re children, so I don’t know why it’s such a big goddamn problem.

Anyway, welcome! Even the broads!  Remember, ladies, there’s only one of me and billions of you so please don’t crash my new site with your love.  You can find a lot of stuff about me here.  Pictures.  Recipes.  Dynamite.  You can also sign up and I will send you free shit over the internet.  I will try to communicate as much as possible, but remember I’m usually out traveling the world, saving your ass from dangers you don’t even know f*cking exist, mostly using my six-incher, so if I miss a day that’s why.

By the way, you’re welcome for all the world-saving stuff.  I’m a humanitarian.  I like helping people, even broads.

– ICEFLOE